Greg and Sons Plumbing
Your local plumber for all your residential & commercial plumbing needs in Washington!
🧰 About Us 🧰
Greg Roberts
Owner
I started this company with my sons, which was a mistake, because they're lazy dickheads. I should probably change the name of the business. I'll keep it for now, hoping those morons get their shit together — unlikely! For now it's just me, Greg, and occasionally one of my incompetent sons will join me on the job. You can expect high-quality and honest work, no shortcuts or upsells. I am not intimidated by any clog, I've seen them all. However, some of you weirdos are putting all types of crazy shit down toilets these days. We're reliable, at least I am, my sons not so much, but you'll get a fast response and professional services by me, Greg.
Our Services
Clogged toilets is my specialty. I used to do every type of plumbing service, but I am too fat and might get stuck trying to squeeze underneath houses, and my back is fucked from lifting water heaters.
💬 What Our Customers Say 💬
"Greg fixed my leaking sink and toilet that wouldn't stop running"
"When I broke the clogged the toilet at my in-laws Greg was there to save the day"
"Greg not only fixed our toilet after my nephew dumped sand down it, he even threatened to call up his parents and yell at them."
📬 Contact Us 📬
Something leaking? Tell us where!